Brand new diapers
And the award for the grossest habit of the day goes to – this dog right here. One of the greatest things about being a dog has to be eating literally anything that appears in front of your sight. Chief of which is vaseline. It can’t be digested, in case you were wondering, and can’t go to the kidneys either – the only way – slowly drooling away from the dog’s bum as he runs around the house. Having to see this nasty sight is one thing, but being the one who has to clean up the mess has got to be the grossest job of the day.